{"id":1142,"date":"2019-04-18T15:46:24","date_gmt":"2019-04-18T15:46:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/partywizz.com\/blog\/?p=1142"},"modified":"2020-09-23T16:14:54","modified_gmt":"2020-09-23T16:14:54","slug":"the-best-kid-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/partywizz.com\/blog\/family\/the-best-kid-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"The 50 best terrible kids&#8217; jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We have a silly sense of humour.&nbsp; If you do too you might appreciate some of these assorted jokes and one-liners!&nbsp; We\u2019ve rooted around in our archives to unapologetically bring you the best, terrible jokes. They are all family friendly and will make you simultaneously laugh and groan.<\/p>\n<h2><strong>Top 10 jokes from PartyWizz entertainers<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>Firstly, we asked 10 of our PartyWizz entertainers to give us their favourite, and these are their nominations\u2026<\/p>\n<h3>1. 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It\u2019s not the end of the world.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>What\u2019s the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The best thing about good old days is that we were neither good nor old.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it\u2019s more of a wrap.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>That&#8217;s all for now folks!<\/h2>\n<p>That&#8217;s a wrap! We hope you enjoyed these silly jokes, and that you will enjoy re-telling them even more. 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