We have a silly sense of humour. If you do too you might appreciate some of these assorted jokes and one-liners! We\u2019ve rooted around in our archives to unapologetically bring you the best, terrible jokes. They are all family friendly and will make you simultaneously laugh and groan.<\/p>\n
Firstly, we asked 10 of our PartyWizz entertainers to give us their favourite, and these are their nominations\u2026<\/p>\n
Q: Have you heard the one about the magic tractor?<\/p>\n
A: It went down the road and turned into a field!<\/p>\n
Knock knock<\/p>\n
Who\u2019s there<\/p>\n
Abby<\/p>\n
Abby who<\/p>\n
Abby birthday!<\/p>\n
Q: What do vegetarians eat:<\/p>\n
A: Vegetables<\/p>\n
Q: Ok\u2026 So what do humanitarians eat?<\/p>\n
Knock knock<\/p>\n
Who\u2019s there?<\/p>\n
Europe<\/p>\n
(Ed note \u2013 I think we\u2019ll leave it there!)<\/p>\n
Q: What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?<\/p>\n
A: A nervous wreck<\/p>\n
My mom asked me to add ketchup to the shopping list… Now it’s almost impossible to read.<\/p>\n
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?<\/p>\n
A: A gummy bear<\/p>\n
Knock knock<\/p>\n
Who\u2019s there?<\/p>\n
Phylis<\/p>\n
Phylis who?<\/p>\n
Phylis a glass of water please<\/p>\n
Q: What\u2019s brown and sticky?<\/p>\n
A: A stick<\/p>\n
Being from Ireland I love summer!! \u2600 It’s my favourite day of the year!<\/p>\n
Q: What does every birthday end with?<\/p>\n
A: The letter Y.<\/p>\n
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Q What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles?<\/p>\n
A No cake for me\u2026 I\u2019m stuffed!<\/p>\n
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Q: What has wings, a long colorful tail, and wears a bow?<\/p>\n
A: A birthday pheasant.<\/p>\n
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\u2018I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you\u2019.<\/p>\n
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\u2018I handed my Mum her thirtieth birthday card\u2026 she looked at me, with tears in her eyes and said\u2026 you know one would have been enough\u2019<\/p>\n
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Q: How do pickles celebrate their birthday?<\/p>\n
A: They relish the moment<\/p>\n
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Q: What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?<\/p>\n
A: “Happy Birthday To Gnu!”<\/p>\n
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Q: What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?<\/p>\n
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow<\/p>\n
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Q: What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?<\/p>\n
A: “Hey, what’s eating you?”<\/p>\n
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Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?<\/p>\n
A: Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!<\/p>\n
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Q: What is Easter Bunny\u2019s favourite kind of music?<\/p>\n
A: Hip-hop, of course!<\/p>\n
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Q: Why was the Easter bunny upset?<\/p>\n
A: Because he was having a bad hair day<\/p>\n
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Q: How does a Snowman get to work?<\/p>\n
A: By icicle<\/p>\n
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Q: What do you call a snowman with a six pack?<\/p>\n
A: An abdominal snowman<\/p>\n
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Q: What is Santa\u2019s primary language?<\/p>\n
A: North Polish.<\/p>\n
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Q: Why are trampolines so popular during April?<\/p>\n
A: It\u2019s spring-time.<\/p>\n
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Q: What happened to the fireworks who were arrested on New Year\u2019s Eve?<\/p>\n
A: They were let off.<\/p>\n
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Q: What do cows do on December 31st?<\/p>\n
A: Celebrate Moo Year\u2019s Eve.<\/p>\n
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Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?<\/p>\n
A; Because it\u2019s too far to walk!<\/p>\n
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Are any Halloween monsters good at maths?<\/p>\n
A: No\u2014unless you Count Dracula!<\/p>\n
<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Q: What\u2019s orange and sounds like a parrot<\/p>\n A: A carrot<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Q: Why did the cookie cry?<\/p>\n A: Because his mother was a wafer so long!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?<\/p>\n A: Doyouthinkhesaurus<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Q: Did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar?<\/p>\n A: He got twelve months.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Q: Why could the lifeguard not save the hippie<\/p>\n A: Because he was too far out man!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Q: Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge?<\/p>\n A: Tequila!!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Q: Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?<\/p>\n A: Because, if they flew over the bay, they’d be Bagels!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Q: Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?<\/p>\n A: Because they’re suckers!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Q: Why did the golfer change his pants?<\/p>\n A: Because he got a hole in one!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Q: What is blue and not heavy at all?<\/p>\n A: Light blue!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Q: Did you know that bouncy castles now cost around 100 Euros to hire but with 1000 Euros set up charge?<\/p>\n A: That\u2019s inflation for you<\/p>\n <\/p>\n What\u2019s the difference between ignorance and apathy?<\/p>\n A: I don\u2019t know and I don\u2019t care.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Q: Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law?<\/p>\n A: He was given two consecutive sentences.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n So what if I don\u2019t know what \u201cArmageddon\u201d means? It\u2019s not the end of the world.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n What\u2019s the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n The best thing about good old days is that we were neither good nor old.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it\u2019s more of a wrap.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n That’s a wrap! We hope you enjoyed these silly jokes, and that you will enjoy re-telling them even more. If you’ve enjoyed this article, consider subscribing to our newsletter.<\/p>\n [hubspot type=form portal=3811420 id=e376000c-9ff9-455f-a2dd-9bd9db677a37]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" We have a silly sense of humour. If you do too you might appreciate some of these assorted jokes and one-liners! We\u2019ve rooted around in our archives to unapologetically bring you the best, terrible jokes. They are all family friendly and will make you simultaneously laugh and groan. Top 10 jokes from PartyWizz entertainers Firstly, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1144,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/partywizz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1142"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/partywizz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/partywizz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/partywizz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/partywizz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1142"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/partywizz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3063,"href":"https:\/\/partywizz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1142\/revisions\/3063"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/partywizz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1144"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/partywizz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/partywizz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/partywizz.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}10 Random and ridiculous Jokes<\/strong><\/h2>\n
10 Slightly Cleverer Jokes!<\/strong><\/h2>\n
That’s all for now folks!<\/h2>\n